Onlyfans Models' Wild Airport Antics – Splits, Handcuffs, And Viral Fame!

Chaos in the Skies: OnlyFans Models' Airport Spectacle

Buckle up, babes, because this story has everything: booze, audacity, American Airlines, handcuffs, and yes, the MFing splits. Two OnlyFans models turned a routine flight out of Florida into a full-blown viral circus, and the internet is absolutely eating it up. If you thought your last flight was chaotic because someone reclined too fast, wait until you hear what these two pulled at 30,000 feet… er, uh, before they even made it there.

Meet the Unforgettable Duo

Meet Sania Blanchard, 34, and Jordan Danne Lantry, 31, who were allegedly kicked off an American Airlines plane in Florida last Friday after causing what can only be described as drunken main character energy. According to multiple videos now floating around on social media, the pair told airline staff they were drunk and didn’t have their boarding passes. Bold strategy! Unsurprisingly, that did not go over well with the flight crew or authorities.

“Sorry, I just had to do a bit of yoga.” – Jordan Danne Lantry

Things escalated quickly, and the two were summarily marched off the plane in handcuffs. But did that stop them from performing? Absolutely not. In one unhinged clip, Lantry (while still cuffed) suddenly drops into the splits on the airport floor like she’s auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance: Jailhouse Edition. Meanwhile, Blanchard was not about to stay quiet. Another video shows her yelling to anyone who would listen:

Spectacle Continues: From Airport to Merchandise

“I am getting kicked off because I did not sit in the right f**king seat!” she exclaimed, capturing the essence of many a traveler's frustration. Another Instagram clip, which pretty much sums up the collective rage of every delayed passenger ever, was captioned: "POV: these divas are responsible for your plane deboarding." The footage shows both women being escorted through Miami International Airport, repeatedly dropping into the splits like it’s their emotional support position. Reports say the duo had refused to move to their assigned seats when airline staff asked, which, spoiler alert, is not optional on a commercial flight.

And the chaos didn’t start on the plane. Earlier footage shows the pair attempting handstands in the airport, twerking, and generally acting like TSA was a background extra in their content creation journey. Inside the plane, they even hyped themselves up before things went south. In one clip, Blanchard declares: “Look at us! We look like one million dollar.” Lantry enthusiastically agrees: “The s**t we pull.” Moments later, she manifests their fate, saying: “We’re going to get kicked out.”

Aftermath: Charges, Release, and a New Flight

Prophecy queen! When a flight attendant asked if they had their boarding passes, Lantry replied with jaw-dropping honesty: “No, we don’t! Obviously, we’re drunk and you guys don’t want to deal with us.” And that’s when they were then escorted off the plane! The models were charged with trespassing on property after being warned, per cops. They were later released from a Miami jail and (plot twist!!!) allowed to board another American Airlines flight the next day. Uhhh…

Lantry wasted no time gloating online about that, posting: “@AmericanAir forgave us because we’re hot and know how to do the splits.” Because of course. Oh, and the hustle didn’t stop there!!! The pair even started selling merch to cash in on the chaos, offering hats, shirts, blankets, mugs, and shot glasses featuring their mugshots. Blanchard also updated her IG bio to read "model that got scorted off the plane busting splits," proving that when life hands you handcuffs, you make merch. Or something...

Wow. Well, uh, fly safe out there, people. …And maybe keep the yoga on the ground.