
Well, darlings, if you thought George Santos was down for the count, think again! The former congressman, known for his wild tales and even wilder scandals, strutted back into the spotlight just days after President Donald Trump commuted his over seven-year sentence for wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. Talk about a plot twist!
Less than 48 hours after the big announcement on Friday night, Santos was already cozying up on CNN’s State of the Union with Dana Bash. With his signature flair, he dished on everything from his time behind bars to his future plans. Clearly, this man isn’t ready to fade into the background just yet.
Before heading to prison, Santos teased his exit with a cheeky social media post, saying he was only leaving the stage ‘for now.’ Honey, he wasn’t kidding - legends like him don’t stay off the scene for long!
During his CNN chat, Santos played the humble card - well, sort of. He claimed prison was a ‘great equalizer’ and a ‘sobering’ experience, insisting it changed him. But in the same breath, he called his original sentence ‘disproportionate’ for his role in a credit card fraud scheme that funded his campaign and personal splurges on designer duds and OnlyFans content.
‘I had no idea a pardon was coming - I found out from fellow inmates watching the news on TV,’
Santos told Bash, painting a picture of shock and surprise. However, his lawyer, Joseph Murray, hinted at constant talks with the Justice Department’s pardon office. Hmm, sounds like someone might’ve had a heads-up after all!
He also dodged questions about the $370,000 restitution owed to victims, saying he’d only pay if the law required it post-pardon. As for his former staffer Sam Miele, sentenced to a year for wire fraud in the same scheme, Santos urged for his pardon too. A little loyalty, or just good PR?
Santos didn’t shy away from big dreams on air. He told Bash he’s eager to dive into prison reform - not in a partisan way, but a ‘real human’ way to help rebuild lives and reduce incarceration. He even mentioned pitching this idea to President Trump himself. Ambitious much?
He also offered apologies to his constituents, supporters, and former colleagues, swearing off any political runs for the next decade. But let’s be real - with Santos back on Cameo hawking $300 personalized videos (yes, he’s already recorded one post-CNN), it’s hard to believe he’s fully stepping out of the limelight.
Love him or loathe him, Santos knows how to keep us guessing. Is this a genuine redemption arc, or just another act in his ongoing drama? Only time will tell, but we’re definitely watching!
Not everyone’s rolling out the red carpet for Santos’ return. Several New York Republicans are fuming over Trump’s decision to commute his sentence after less than three months. Rep. Nick LaLota (R-N.Y.) took to X, slamming Santos for stealing millions and defrauding an election, insisting he should’ve served more time and focused on restitution.
Rep. Andrew Garbarino (R-N.Y.), who voted for Santos’ expulsion from Congress, echoed the sentiment, saying the brief stint in prison wasn’t justice and that Santos shows ‘no remorse.’ Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-N.Y.) didn’t hold back either, calling him a ‘convicted con artist’ whose legacy is forever tainted, even disagreeing with the commutation on CNN.
When pressed by Bash about the criticism, Santos shrugged it off with a casual ‘they’re entitled to their opinion.’ He added that he’s eaten a ‘large slice of humble pie’ - if not the whole thing - during his prison experience. But then, in true Santos style, he dismissed the ‘pearl-clutching’ outrage, comparing his pardon to Biden’s family pardons and even joking that Trump could’ve pardoned Jesus Christ and still faced critics. Oh, George, never a dull moment!