Bobby Lee Calls Out Bert Kreischer’S Wild ‘Onlyfans Pimp’ Plan On Tigerbelly!

Bert’s Bold (and Creepy?) OnlyFans Vision

Hey there, gossip lovers! Let’s dive into the latest drama shaking up the podcast world. Bert Kreischer, the larger-than-life comedian and co-host of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura, has been obsessing over a new side hustle - becoming an ‘OnlyFans pimp.’ Yes, you read that right. Bert’s got his heart set on recruiting an amateur adult model to ‘manage’ her content, platform, and profits.

For weeks now, Bert’s been pitching this idea hard, claiming it’s his golden ticket to help a young, aspiring woman hit OnlyFans superstardom. But here’s the catch - not everyone’s buying what he’s selling. After being shut down by the women in his ‘content house’ when he tried to recruit a female employee, Bert’s taken to his podcast to scout talent and sweet-talk applicants. Who wouldn’t want to sign up with a self-proclaimed manager like Bert, right? *Wink*

Well, turns out, plenty of people are raising eyebrows - and for good reason. This whole venture is starting to smell a little... off. Let’s just say Bert’s enthusiasm isn’t exactly winning over his peers, and the skepticism is growing louder by the day.

Bobby Lee’s Epic Reaction on TigerBelly

Things got seriously spicy when Bert dropped by the TigerBelly podcast, hosted by the hilarious Bobby Lee. Bert couldn’t help but gush about his big plan, declaring with all the confidence in the world, “I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t have an OnlyFans!” Bobby, however, wasn’t having it. Visibly uncomfortable, he shook his head and even signaled to the producers to cut the convo short.

Bert, oblivious to the tension, doubled down, explaining how he and Tom are ‘adopting’ an OnlyFans girl for 2 Bears. “We’re gonna help run her OnlyFans, create her content, produce it, and blow her up so she can make a ton of money!” he enthused. But Bobby wasn’t sold, bluntly asking, “It’s a little creepy, no?” Bert’s quick “No!” didn’t exactly ease the awkward vibes in the room.

“I just don’t get why people aren’t jumping at this chance - if I had the assets, I’d be on OnlyFans myself!” Bert exclaimed, trying to lighten the mood.

Khalyla Kuhn Drops Some Hard Truths

Enter Khalyla Kuhn, TigerBelly co-host and voice of reason, who stepped in to school Bert on the realities of the OnlyFans game. Unlike Bert’s rose-colored view of instant riches, Khalyla pointed out that the platform is oversaturated. “It’s hard to be in that top one percent of earners,” she noted, bursting Bert’s bubble with some cold, hard facts.

And she’s not wrong. Reports suggest the top one percent of OnlyFans creators average just $49,000 a year - hardly the jackpot Bert’s promising, especially after he skims his rumored 10 percent cut. For the average creator? A measly $1,300 annually, per Variety. Ouch. That’s barely enough to cover rent, let alone fund a lavish lifestyle.

Despite the numbers, Bert and Tom are still getting ‘auditions’ from 2 Bears, 1 Cave fans hoping for a big break. But let’s be real - Bert’s lack of expertise in this space is glaring. And if things go south, there’s one person who might cash in big: the lucky lawyer handling any potential workplace harassment settlements. Yikes!