10 Signs You'Re Embracing Your Inner Lazy Manchester Student

By Daiana
Feb. 9, 2026, 8 a.m.

Are You a Lazy Manchester Student?

Yes, winter in Manchester is the time for hot chocolate, cozy blankets, and those inviting nights in. But beware – these cold months also bring out the lazy side in many students. If you find yourself doing any of these 10 things, you might just be living up to the title of a lazy Manchester student. But don't worry – there's still time to change your ways!

Classic Signs of Student Laziness

1. Opting for the Lift at Ali G

Let's face it – if you're choosing the lift over taking just one flight of stairs at Ali G, you might be a little too tired from your gym session, or perhaps just embracing the lazy life. With those comfy sofas awaiting you, the stairs might not seem so bad.

2. Frequenting New Zealand Wines

We all love a cheeky snack run to New Zealand Wines, but if it's become your go-to for the weekly grocery shop because Sainsbury's closed, you might need to rethink your shopping habits.

3. Skipping Lectures for Online Replays

Sure, skipping lectures because you can watch them online later seems tempting, but playing this game is risky. "You're paying that nine grand for something, so don’t fall into the convenient trap," one student quipped.

Embracing Convenience Over Commitment

4. Loyalty to 256

256 warriors, we see you. Dancing to the same tunes three times a week in the sweaty confines of 256 might seem like a Fallowfield rite of passage, but some say it’s just convenient laziness.

5. Taking the Bus for Short Distances

Oxford Road is long, but not that long. If you’re hopping on a bus for a short walk between uni buildings, then maybe it’s time to stretch those legs.

6. Library Socialite

We know the real reason you’re at Ali G – and it’s not for studying. If you’ve ended up on UoMfess for loud talking, it might be time to rethink your library visits.

More Than Just a Phase?

7. Gym Membership Neglect

That freshers' week promise to hit the gym every week was admirable, but let's be honest, how many times have you actually gone?

8. Rainy Day Lecture Skips

Manchester and rain go hand in hand, but if a little drizzle keeps you from lectures, you might be embracing the lazy student life a bit too eagerly.

9. Uber Dependence

While Ubers are convenient, they’re also costly. If you're opting for rides over waiting a few minutes for the bus, it might be time to reconsider your transportation choices.